[Video] La Pituca en Inglés - Tongo

Hace un par de semana el pintoresco 'cantante' Tongo presento en el programa de Jaime Bayly, 'El Francotirador', presento la nueva version de "La Pituca" en inglés.

Es que Tongo no es tonto y quiere internacionalizar su 'popular cancion'.

Letra: Lo que Tongo canto (Dr. Monique)
Leidis an yentelman
ai am tongo
dis may niu exit
abuch guer...

ai jaf a pituca ju lof mi alor
ai jaf a pituca ju lof mi alor
shispidanaincrai
shispidanansofer
shispidanancrai
shispidanainsofer
ouaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
pituca laus mi?
as ai yasa chichero nomas
shispidanaincrai
shispidanansofer
shispidanancrai
shispidanainsofer

inda larv des, don coper, rancelitis pepes, blasfémiatis moro, no existan los defectos an dan yu.

Nota: Las partes que nunca dejarán de desconcertarme son:
"ouaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pituca laus mi? as ai yasa chichero nomas" y
"inda larv des, don coper, rancelitis pepes, blasfémiatis moro, no existan los defectos an dan yu".

Lo que Tongo quizo cantar
Ladies and Gentleman
I am Tongo
this is my new exit
about a girl...

I have a Pituca who loves me a lot
I have a Pituca who loves me a lot
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
Why Pituca loves me?
If I just a chichero nomas
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer
She's been all night cry
She's been all night suffer

In the love there's no borders, doesn't exist defects, doesn't exist color,
exist the comprehension and the truth.

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